TOPPER WAS RIGHT

TERRI SUTRO

They just showed up.  Well, that’s not exactly true.  Well, they did just show up.  But it wasn’t exactly a surprise.  Well it was a surprise, I mean I woke up and there they were standing at the end of my bed smiling those smiles.  But all in all, I guess I sort of expected them.  And if you think this is confusing to you, imagine how confused my relatively simple life got during and after that summer in Wyoming.

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It had been a really tough year.  Too much stress personally and professionally had finally driven me out of the city to a three-month respite in a quiet place.  Or so I thought.  Some silly fantasy borne out of an old television show made me click on Wyoming cheap fares.  Apparently Wyoming in summer wasn’t high up on the places everyone wanted to visit list.  To this day, I don’t really know why I kept clicking until I had the tickets purchased and the jeep rented.  I started a search for a hotel and almost fell out of my chair when up popped “Cabins at Devil’s Hole”.  Well it was that or the Holiday Inn and the latter did not conjure up images of two gorgeous outlaws I fantasized about as a kid.  So, a couple more clicks and I was set. 

An easy flight and a fun ride brought me to a dirt road with a sign that said Devil’s Hole Cabins – 20 miles ahead.  I was thinking I had been had real good.  I was thinking I had put the $100.00 deposit on my credit card and I was about to find that I was gonna be stuck in the Holiday Inn anyway.  Cause the cabins weren’t really going to be there.  Except they were.  Or it was.  There was only one.  And a note.  Here’s the key – have a good summer.  I opened the door with a major case of the you’re such an idiot blues.  There was a cabin in the middle of nowhere and you, a single woman, opted to rent it for three months and of course you’d be fine.  Norman Bates was out of commission wasn’t he? 

Summoning up just the tiniest bit of bravery, I entered.  Clean, overstuffed country plaid furniture in forest greens and deep reds, huge stone fireplace, lots of deep toned oak book cases filled with mysteries and adventures and sci-fi and Louis L’Amour.  I decided I was a brilliant travel planner. 

The bedroom’s focus was a large four-poster bed.  Tall enough to need a step stool to climb onto.  Colorful quilts covered it and more were stacked on a small table.  The bath had a sunken tub and a view of the mountains covered in green and summer flowers.  I decided I should chuck my former profession and take up travel planning as a career. 

My hosts, I never did actually meet them, had stocked the fridge.  How they knew what to put in there I never did figure out.  I figured it was just part of the fantasy.  I wasn’t complaining. 

I unpacked, had a long bubble bath and a light dinner.  I lit the fire and put on my newly acquired midnight blue silk sleep shirt and settled on the sofa with a lovely cabernet and a book, ironically entitled, Ghost Story.  Spooky stuff for a woman alone in the Wyoming wilderness in a place called Devil’s Hole.  I found it amazingly peaceful – quiet.  No city sounds, no city lights.  It was great.  About midnight, I stretched and decided to call it a day.  Yes, indeed.  I could just feel that stress melting away.

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The whispering woke me up.  At first I figured it was a dream – that stupid book.  But then I realized I was awake.  And I could still hear it.  I didn’t move.  Maybe Norman Bates had been paroled. 

“Think we should wake her up, Heyes?”  One voice whispered from the left side of the bed.  It was a nice voice. 

“Nah Kid, let her sleep.  Ladies always get cranky when their beauty sleep is disturbed.”  A deeper voice.   

The second voice was on the right side.  It sounded like he was right next to me in bed.  But there wasn’t anyone there – I think I would have been able to tell if there were men lying on either side of me. 

“We’ll introduce ourselves in the morning.”  Nice of him to be so considerate.

This voice was a husky baritone.  Something told me it belonged to the type of man my mother told me I should avoid at all costs.  Wait a minute, did the voices say Heyes?  Kid?  Oh brother, I am dreaming.   ASJ.  Well it could be worse; you could have dreamed Kyle and Wheat were in bed with you.  I rolled over, commenting to my dream apparitions, “Don’t take more than your share of the covers fellas.” And went back to sleep.

“Heyes, can she see us?”  Kid was confused.  This ghost stuff was pretty unfamiliar to him.

“I don’t think it works that way Kid.  At least that’s not what the rule book says.”  Heyes had studied the rulebook very carefully.  “Says that people can’t see us unless we want them to.”

“Well I wouldn’t mind it if she could see us, Heyes.”  Even as a ghost, Kid really liked women. 

Heyes just sighed.  ‘Eternity was just gonna be a continuation of their earthly existence.’  “In the mornin’, Kid.  And I’m looking forward to seeing how you go about romancin’ anyone.  You’re not even real.”

“Well Heyes, as Grandpa Curry used to say, where there’s a will…”

They finished in unison, “...there’s a way.”  Smiling at one another they vanished. 

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I opened my eyes to find sunlight streaming in through the windows and myself all alone in bed.  See, it was a dream.  Coffee, I can get a cup of coffee, crawl back into bed and read.  No phones, no computers, no irritable people, no road rage.  This was getting better by the moment. 

So there I was, carrying my mug and an Agatha Christie novel back to bed.  I decided that maybe I’d postpone any more ghosts for a while.  All seemed right with the world.

“Good mornin’, ma’am” It was the baritone. 

I dropped the mug of coffee. 

“I told you she’d be scared.”  It was the nice voice.

 I whirled to face my attackers.  Except they weren’t there. 

Ok, that’s why I’m up here.  Stress.  ‘Cept I’ve never heard voices before.  Maybe I’m still asleep.  All right, enough, this is ridiculous.  “OK, whoever is playing this really stupid game, I’m not buying.  So either come out or go away.  And you’d just better do it now.”  I looked around.  Nothing.  Well that was that. 

I turned to clean up the coffee.  Strange, it just occurred to me I hadn’t heard it crash.  Well, that was the reason.  The mug was suspended midway between where it left my hand and the floor.  ‘OK, I am nuts.’  I spoke to the coffee mug, floating gracefully in space. 

Well, I thought, if I packed right now I could probably be home in time for the commitment papers to be finalized.  Never mind, in for a penny…I reached for the mug.  It floated just out of my reach.  I reached again; it escaped in the other direction.  I sighed.  I couldn’t even seem to win with a coffee mug. 

“Heyes cut it out.  Let the lady have her coffee.”  I was beginning to like the nice voice. 

“Will ya look at that Kid?  Imagine what we could’ a done if we could’a done stuff like that when we were robbing banks and trains.”  The baritone sounded like a little boy with a shiny new video game. 

Wait a minute.  Heyes?  Kid?  No, that would not be possible.  They were fictional.  Even though I was at Devil’s Hole, Heyes and Curry did not exist.  “Ok, whoever’s doing this, I’ve had it.  Show yourselves right now.”  I shouted this at an empty room.  I made one more lunge at my coffee mug and caught it.  “There, gotcha.”  Shaking my head, I turned.  “I’m talking to a coffee cup.”

 

 That’s when I saw them.  Standing there as big as life and just as gorgeous.  Smiling at me.  I lost the coffee again.  This time it floated safely to the table and set itself down.  I watched its travels.  I returned to the two men standing in front of me.  Still smiling. 

“You’re not here, are you?  I’ve completely lost touch with reality.” 

“No, ma’am.  You’re not crazy.  We really are here.”  Kid floated forward.  I walked backward.  He stopped.  So did I.  “We’re ghosts.”  He said it so matter of factly he might just have said, pancakes or scrambled eggs.  “Heyes you explain it to her.” 

“Well ma’am, don’t rightly know how it happened, but it seems we gotta do a few more good deeds ‘fore we can move on.  We’ve been hanging around here for a long time.  Just waiting for someone to show up that we could rescue.”  He paused and looked at me with something of a curious look on his face.  “You do need rescuin’ don’t you, ma’am?”  The curious look gained momentum as he noted my lack of clothing.  “That sure is pretty ma’am.” 

“OK, this was really funny – but whoever’s doing this you can stop now.”  It wasn’t fair.  I mean.  There they were.  The same gorgeous fellas I drooled over so long ago.  Same hats, same black shirt on Heyes and blue one on Kid, same smiles, same eyes which were looking at me in my blue satin sleep shirt.  “Cut it out” I snarled in my best Nordstrom’s Half Yearly that sweater is mine voice.  I pushed past them in a fit of bravery.  Except I really sort of pushed through them.  Literally.  My hand went through Heyes’ shoulder.  I stopped and turned back to them.  They were still there.  And still smiling.  “Oh my God.  You’re real.”

“Well not exactly ma’am.”  Kid had taken his hat off. 

“You’re still polite,” I said sitting down.

“Ma’am?”  He floated towards me. 

“You were the polite one.”  He was sitting next to me.  Boy, those eyes were certainly blue.  “You were always so polite.”  His smile was making me smile.

“What was I?”  I turned at the voice and found Heyes sitting on the other side.  I voiced a silent prayer that if I had finally slid over the edge, could I please stay wherever I had landed. 

“Come again” His eyes were so dark and his eyelashes so thick I wanted to reach out and touch them. 

“If whatshisname was polite, what was I?”  He was looking at me with a look that described exactly what he was. 

“You were, um….”  How could I say he was the devious one?  I think he read my mind, he was smiling.  His smile gave me goose bumps.  “Dangerous.” 

“Me, ma’am?  Dangerous?  Can’t believe you’d feel that way.”  His voice was laughing, so were his eyes.

Looking in those eyes, I knew exactly why I’d feel that way.  “Wait a minute.  You two aren’t real.  You never were.  Someone made you two up.  And I’m sitting here talking to you.  Oh boy.  I think I should have checked into a nice quiet home for a few months.”  I shook my head and closed my eyes.  They’d be gone when I opened them.  They weren’t.  Of course.  Now I’ll check into the home. 

Heyes was sitting next to me.  Kid had floated to the heavy oak coffee table in front of me.  I kept looking at them.  They were still smiling.  Both looking at me expectantly.  Like I should know what to do now.  Lord, they were handsome.  “OK, I’m really not dreaming you both?”  They shook their heads. “But I don’t get it.  A writer made you two up.  How can you be real ghosts?”  I know.  That didn’t make a lot of sense to me as I said it, but, well nothing had so far so this wasn’t all that much of a stretch.

“We were real to you, weren’t we?”  Kid looked sad.  I wanted to comfort him.  Boy did I want to comfort him. 

“What he means is that you believed in us, right?”  Heyes spoke softly.  There was something in his eyes that told me my answer had better be the right one or something awful would happen.

“Well of course I did.  I mean do.  I mean, you two were real and were magic.  Hey, it’s magic.  Is that it?”  I was really hoping that was the right answer.

Their smiles broadened. 

Bingo! 

The polite one spoke.  “Thank you.  No one else ever did answer that the right way.  We figured somebody who really needed rescuin’ would come up with the right thing to say.”  They both relaxed.  Well, I mean it looked like they relaxed.  Well they were ghosts, oh never mind.

“So, what now?  Give the right answer, win two ghosts?  And what do you mean really needed rescuing?  I don’t need rescuing.  I’m doing just fine.”  I was going to figure out what was going on.  Really I was. 

“Well kind of.”  Kid floated my coffee towards me. 

“Thanx….   They’d love you at Burger King.”  He looked confused.  OK, so I had two ghosts.  At least they weren’t gross or deformed or wearing sheets.  They were my fantasy.  I was beginning to like this.  “So why do you think I need rescuing?”  I sipped my coffee.

“That’s what the rule book says.  Says once we find the person we’re supposed to rescue, and do the rescuin’, we get to move on.”  Heyes was eyeing my coffee cup.

“Move on where?  Hey, do you guys eat or drink?”  What do you feed two fictional/real hundred year old ghosts? 

“No, ma’am.  Shame too.  That coffee smells really good.  Heyes never could make a cup of coffee worth drinking.”  Looked like a century or so hadn’t changed some things.

“Was that true?  I mean was your coffee like tar?  And was your appetite enormous?”  Wow, this could be great.  All those miserable discrepancies people fought over for years – I could solve them. 

“My coffee was just fine.”  Heyes looked hurt.  Gee he was so cute.  You just wanted to make it better.  And better.  And better

“Oh sure, if a posse got too close you could set fire to it.  Smoke from that stuff alone’d kill anything within ten miles.”  Kid was grimacing with the memory.

“Well you’d eat anything that couldn’t move quicker than you.  Ma’am when he got hungry the rumble from his stomach was enough to scare away full-grown animals.  Why it’d shake the ground itself.”  Heyes looked dead serious. 

They glared at each other.  I started laughing.  “This is priceless.  I’m sitting here with the ghosts of Heyes and Curry.  Me.  Perfectly rational professional woman of the 21st century.  And you’re exactly like you should be.  I mean – if someone else had given the right answer would you be like their memories of you?”

They looked confused.  Heyes pushed his black hat up on his dark hair.

“Oh, do that again.”  I loved it when he did that.

“Do what again?” He sounded testy.

“That hat thing.” 

“Huh?”

“Oh you know.  What you just did.  Push it back on top of your head.  God, that’s wonderful.”  I heard myself gushing.  Something I never did.  He was turning red.  “Wow, you’re blushing.  I didn’t know ghosts could do that.  This is really neat.”  Now he was glaring at me.

I turned to Kid, he was laughing.  I could certainly see why women fell over themselves looking to be rescued by this one.  Guess I must have stared at him a bit too hard.  Now he was turning red.  Amazing.  Shy outlaw ghosts.  Only I could find that combination.  Not that I was complaining.  I mean could be talking to Beetlejuice. 

“So what now?”  I asked both of them.  “I mean do I get to keep you permanently or do you stay here when I leave or when I leave you just vanish?”  I was flexible.  I could do this.

“Well ma’am, don’t know rightly how it’s supposed to work.  Kid’n me figured we’d just rescue you and see what happens.”   

“Yea, but I keep trying to tell you both.  I don’t need rescuing.  Really.  Rest.  Long walks.  Bubble baths.  Hey…”  I turned to Kid.  “How come they kept putting you in bubble baths?  I mean you had your clothes off more than on.” 

Kid looked embarrassed.  That was not helped by Heyes’ laughter.  “Well and you, I mean we got what twenty seconds of you in the tub.  Good line though, I know a lot of ladies that would have been happy to pin you to their Christmas trees.”  This was beginning to be fun.

“I just had more dignity.”  Which was what Heyes was trying to recapture at this very moment.

“Right, Heyes.”  Yep, nothing had changed. 

“OK, ok the both of you are hopelessly adorable.”  They smiled at me.  I really loved those smiles.  I wanted to keep those smiles.  I thought I’d put off being rescued for a while.  “Hey, can you leave the cabin?”  They nodded.  “Can you show me where things were around here?” 

“You mean like the layout of Devil’s Hole?”  Said the leader of the gang.

“Uh, huh.”  They nodded again.  “Cool.  I’ll get dressed.”   It suddenly occurred to all three of us that I wasn’t exactly dressed for company.  “Uh, do you have to be visible all the time?”  I was tugging at my new blue satin sleep shirt wishing suddenly I had gotten the ankle length version. 

“No, ma’am.  Why we can vanish pretty much any time we want.  Like this.”  Kid smiled gently and vanished.  I turned.  Heyes was gone too.  “But we’re still here.”  Said Kid’s disembodied voice.

“Now that’s weird.  So how will I know you’re not watching me when I’m…, well when I don’t want you to be watching me.  I stood up.   They reappeared.

“Well ma’am.  Whatever else we were, we were always gentlemen.  And we’d never look at anything you didn’t want us to.”  Heyes had a look on his face that I wouldn’t have trusted if he had been wearing a cleric’s collar.

“I beg your pardon!”  Now I was turning red.  Well I suppose that was only fair.

They were both grinning.  Yes, and that certainly helped my trust level go up.

“OK, ground rules.  Bedroom and bathroom are off limits.  Got it?  I catch you in there and I’ll do a spell to make you disappear.”  Like I could do that.  Or would.  Boy, that was lame. 

They looked hurt.  “Even if someone or something breaks into the cabin and is gonna hurt you?”  Oh, that was good.  I could see Heyes’ mind working.

“Is that likely to happen, Hannibal?”

“Just Heyes, ma’am.” 

“Yea, that’s something else I gotta find out about.  How come everybody only calls you Heyes?  Oh no you don’t.  No sidetracking.  If some wild beast is breaking into the bedroom, then you can come in.  Other than that – you both get this room, the kitchen, outside.”  Stay focused.  No, no, not on them.  On the issue.  Will ya look at that dimple?  It was really easy to glaze over with these two.

“Well if that’s the way you want it ma’am.  But we were sure hopin’ to find out how all that new stuff in room with the tub worked.”  Kid looked very earnest. 

 

“All the stuff….  Oh.  I guess I could show you what it does.  Shame there’s no TV.  You could watch yourselves.”  I laughed.  They didn’t.  “Sorry.  Hey, you weren’t around when I was taking a bath last night were you.”  I eyed them suspiciously. 

“Us, ma’am.  We’re shocked that you’d think so low of us.”  Heyes’ silver tongue was in full glory.  It still wasn’t working. 

“Brother.   Peeping Toms.  That’s all I need.”  I was hoping to sound disgusted.

“No ma’am.  My name’s Jed and my cousin’s is Hannibal.  No Toms here.”  Kid looked at me with an incredibly serious expression on his face. 

“Even better.  I get to play straight man to the two of you.”  It was getting harder not to laugh.

“Ma’am.  No one would be mistakin’ you for a man under any circumstances.”  Ah, silver tongue and legendary charm too.  I gave up.

“OK, ok boys.  I yield.  But as of now – off limits.  Right?”  They nodded vigorously.  They really did look like little boys.  “So you’ll stay here while I get dressed?”  The heads bobbed again.  Why didn’t I believe them?  Maybe because of the looks in those eyes.  I think I groaned.  I know they grinned again.  I retreated into the bedroom. 

I grabbed some clothes and was unbuttoning my shirt.  “Hey you guys.  Say something.”  I looked around.

“Will ya look at that Heyes, her toes are red?”

I screamed.  “Out, out now.  Out or I’ll leave and then where’ll you both be?”  No there wasn’t a chance I was going anywhere.  But a deal was a deal. 

“Well you don’t have to holler at us.”  They were kinda stretched out on the bed.  They looked hurt again. 

Brother.  I knew the game.  Guilt.  It didn’t matter.  They won.  “Oh, all right, I’m sorry.  But you guys have to cut that out.  Now shoo.”  I waved my hands at them.  “And you have to promise.  You never broke a promise.”   

“Yes ma’am, we promise.”  They said in unison and vanished.

“Uh Heyes?”

“Yea Kid”

“Should we have told her we did break a promise now and again.

He thought for a second.  “Nah, Kid.  It’s good that she thinks we’re perfect.”

The two mischievous outlaw spirits smiled at one another and floated away. 

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The summer passed much too quickly.  We never did figure out what I needed to be rescued from, but it didn’t matter.  I gave up trying to get dressed or undressed in the closet.  I showed them how all the appliances worked.  We almost lost the microwave when I tried to pop popcorn and Kid tried to return fire.  I was left wondering if spirit bullets really worked. 

I begged, pleaded, cajoled and even threatened them to give me answers to those questions that had bugged my friends and I for ages.  What was Heyes pointing to in the credits?  What was with the pink pirate shirt?  And why did those suits keep showing up.  What was the magic of the saddlebags?  What was with Kid’s hair?  He sulked a bit after that one.  It got worse when I mentioned that there were probably dozens of women who’d give an awful lot to run their fingers through Heyes’ hair.  Poor Kid, wouldn’t take his hat off for days. 

 I wanted to see the coin.  I really wanted Heyes to flip it so I could witness the result myself. 

He said there had to be a real good reason to flip the coin like the choice between a good and a not so good job or a lady. 

I pounced.  “You mean you really flipped for a woman.  That’s so chauvinistic.”  They stared.  “So male,” I explained.  They continued to stare.  “Treating a woman like a piece of property to be flipped for.” 

They smiled and explained that it made more sense than fighting over her.  There didn’t seem to be an answer for that.  

They figured out how to levitate me which was great for changing light bulbs or getting things out of high cabinets or picking apples. 

I swam in the lake and they watched.  They even joined me.  Well they dunked their feet in the water.  They refused to take their clothes off.  I explained about skinny-dipping.  They said ghosts didn’t do that, but I could go right ahead.  I told them no way. All or none.  I think I almost had Heyes talked into it, but an unexpected summer rain ended that. 

I read to them or they to me.  Heyes’ voice was so hypnotic, I occasionally found myself dozing while he was reading.  Only to find he’d stopped.  That was usually when they’d levitate me into bed. 

We figured out that if Kid sat in the corner of the sofa where the pillow was, I could lean against the pillow and pretend I was leaning against him.  OK, we all knew it was pretend, but it was pretty cool. 

Heyes taught me poker.  He didn’t even get too annoyed when I drew to an inside straight and actually won.  Kid found that really funny. 

Kid wouldn’t teach me to fast draw.  I could tell he was sensitive about that so I didn’t press him.

Never did find out where they slept.  Or if they slept for that matter.  Sometimes if I woke up at night I would sense them in the room with me.  They never spoke and I never asked.  I figured, they weren’t real.  I felt kind of safe with them there.  I figured, what the heck. 

We gave up on the boundaries.  Well no one was following them anyway.  They sure were curious.  About everything. 

I decided that I needed more time and opted to take October off too.   We would go for rides.  Sometimes I’d ride double with Heyes and sometimes with Kid.  I began to really love horseback riding. 

The summer turned to fall.  Blazes of color I was unused to - living in a city that knew no seasons.  It was crisp.  I suddenly understood that weather term. 

We’d read Poe at night while the fireplace crackled and cast shadows in the room.  I was happy to have my two friends around to protect me from dreams of ravens and tell tale hearts. 

Finally, I could put it off no longer and I started packing for the return.  No longer stressed, but sad that I would be leaving my outlaws.  They seemed sad too.  And concerned.

“But you can’t leave.  We haven’t rescued you.”  Heyes kept insisting. 

“Yea, you want us to be stuck here forever?”  Kid was pretty insistent himself. 

“Well yes, if you must know.  That way, I can come back and you’ll still be here.”  I knew I was being selfish, but hey it was my fantasy.

“Not if someone else shows up and we rescue her.  Then we go to wherever we’re supposed to wind up and that’s it.”  Heyes was levitating my suitcase out of the jeep. 

“I guess.”  I watched the suitcase land at my feet.  “Cut that out.”  He moved it back very slowly.  I hesitated getting in.  We all kept shuffling our feet and pretending there was just one more thing to check or one more thing to do before I could actually drive off.  Finally it was time.  “I just wish I could at least have a hug and a kiss before I leave.  I mean you guys have been in my fantasies forever.  It just isn’t fair.”  Yes I was sulking, but I didn’t care.  I’d seen Ghost.  I figured it was possible. 

They smiled.  “We were hopin’ you might say that.”  Kid looked eager.  But then again, he always looked eager. 

“You mean….  Wait a minute.  Do you mean I can kiss you?  Or touch you?”  There was a very silly moment that ensued.  “Stop looking like you’re the cat that just found out the dog left home.  That’s not what I meant.”  Which was a terrible lie, cause of course touching them would have been exactly what I meant.  “What exactly do you mean?” 

“Well, if someone we’re supposed to rescue asks real nice, our guide said we could make an exception.”   Heyes was grinning a decidedly wolfish grin.

“An exception to what?”  The light bulb went on.  “Do you mean to tell me that all I had to do was ask and you could be real?  I mean, like really real?”  They nodded.  Many thoughts ran through my mind at that moment.  The primary one being I was going to cut my wrists.  I’d been in a solitary cabin with Hannibal Heyes and Kid Curry, two incredibly gorgeous men, for a four month period and all I had to do was ask and they could have been mine.  And I’d have to go through the entire rest of my life knowing that. “And there was a reason you chose not to tell me that until I’m leaving?  What, wasn’t I good enough?”  Now I was mad.

“No, no.  It doesn’t work that way.”  Heyes was holding his hands up.  What did he think, like maybe I was going to slug him?  If possible, ok yes, I probably would have.  I mean I was leaning against the pillow that was Kid.  I was sitting next to Heyes dunking my feet into the lake.  Ack!   This was awful.  Holy…I mean, they were lying next to me in bed.  Good grief.  Now I did want to slug someone or something. 

“Well how exactly does it work?” 

“Don’t be mad.  We can’t use it all the time.  Just when it’s special.”   Kid had floated up next to me.  Damn, was it possible to be mad at that face? 

“And by special, you’d mean?”  OK, no it wasn’t possible. 

Heyes drifted to the other side of me.  Never mind.  That face was equally impossible to be mad at.  Especially when it was pretending to be an eight year old.  Looking as innocent as the Christmas Angel. 

I sighed.

They smiled.  They knew victory was theirs. 

They put their arms around me.  One each.  I swear I felt them.  All right maybe it was lack of breakfast. 

“Special is when someone we’re supposed to rescue hasn’t been rescued and asks for a kiss.”  Heyes suddenly didn’t look as transparent as he did before. 

I turned

Neither did Kid.  “Who goes first?”

There was a glimmer in Heyes’ eyes.  Lord those were beautiful eyes.  The most intense kind of dark chocolate, I would have followed him just about anywhere.  What am I saying?  I would have followed him over a cliff. 

“Oh no, you wouldn’t.  I told you that’s revolting.  The whole idea….”  I was arguing in futility.

Kid laughed.  His eyes were the blue of the Caribbean ocean.  That amazing clear perfect sapphire blue that sparkled with laughter.  The kind of warm that would melt Alaskan glaciers, except that right now the only thing that was melting was me. 

Heyes reached in his pocket.  He grinned at me.  Yea, well I wouldn’t have been fighting real hard with him either.  I found myself suddenly laughing.  I was going to get kissed by Heyes and Curry. 

“Flip the damn thing, then.”  Enough.  I wanted my kisses.  And I suddenly didn’t care that I was the prize that the coin flip was being waged to win.  I think I liked it.  I think I liked it a lot.  I mean heads or tails.  I still won. 

Up it went.  Flipping for what seemed like hours.  I wanted to grab the thing, but I overcame that.  Kid said “heads.”  Heyes just grinned.  Finally he caught it and covered it with his hand. 

I was hoping there was not too much desperation in my eyes.  I was also hoping I could overcome my sudden urge to just tackle them both. 

“Heads” Heyes looked amazed. 

Kid looked like he won the prize at the county fair. 

I was feeling like I won the Superball lottery. 

I reached out and there he was.  Man, I could feel his arm.  Both arms as they slid around me.  There certainly were a lot of muscles there.  I felt really safe all of a sudden, like this man would stand before hoards of invaders to protect me.  OK, I was wrapped in the arms of a thirty year old fantasy.  I can feel whatever I want. 

He kissed me.  For a long time.  Could’a just stayed for all I cared.  He reminded me of innocence.  Of lazy summer days.  Of swinging from a rope and dropping into a cool lake.  Of crisp apples.  The only problem I encountered was my ability to remain standing after he stopped.  When I opened my eyes, he was still there. 

“You do that really well.”  Those were the incredibly stupid words I heard myself saying to this gorgeous man.

He smiled.  There wasn’t much left of me to melt.  But it did.  “It was all right, then?  I’d hate to disappoint you.”

“Huh, disappoint?  No…I wouldn’t say that was a disappointment.  An epiphany, maybe.  Any chance, we could try that again.  Just to make sure I got it right?”  And then we could just keep practicing.  Oh, maybe in a few decades we’d have it down. 

“Sorry, just one.”  He still had his arms around me.  I decided I could get used to that really quick. 

Heyes cleared his throat.  “My turn.”  He took my shoulders and turned me around.  He held my face in his hands and drew me to him.  Then he kissed me. 

I remember the eyes framed by thick curling lashes.  There was no innocence here.  I felt like I was riding a lightening bolt.  And I had no desire to stop the ride.  Or to fasten my seat belt.  It was the jolt from a straight shot of espresso, taken in a single gulp.  The only thought that ran through my mushed brain was ‘Oh God, take me now if it means I get to stay here with them.’  He stopped.

I couldn’t open my eyes.  I heard him laugh.  That throaty laugh that reminded me of all the resolutions I was now willing, heck, eager to break.  I finally risked opening my eyes.  I nearly lost it.  They really were almost black.  “If you could bottle that, Starbucks would be bankrupt.”  All right, what would you have said?  I’m not the ‘more, darling’ type. 

“Sure you can’t stay another month.”  Heyes whispered in my ear.

At that moment I could have happily stayed there until the twelfth of never.  Oh boy, I was lost.  I’m quoting Johnny Mathis.

The unthinkable happened.  I don’t know why I even brought it with me.  I’m standing there.  Having just been kissed passionately I might add by two men who could bring new meaning to the word hunk.  And the miserable cell phone rang.  I forgot I had it.  I was sure I turned it off.  But there was the Flight of the Bumblebee ringing in my pocket.  I almost threw it across the compound. 

“What’s that?”  Kid asked. 

Heyes looked fascinated as I pulled it out and responded.  “What and this had better be good.”  I snapped to the cell phone.  “@#$%!(*&%^ wrong number!”  They looked shocked.  “Sorry.  Where were we.”?  I threw the phone into the jeep.  They followed its travels. 

“What is that?”  Heyes levitated it to a place between he and I.

“A miserable, useless invention.  Hey I could stop Edison from inventing that thing.  Nah, someone else would just do it.”  They were staring as I grabbed it.  “You talk in here and someone on the other end gets annoyed.”  They looked perplexed.  God, they were cute perplexed.  And in addition, God, can I take them home with me.  Hey prayer never hurt.

“This is a telephone.  You can dial the number of someone else and they pick up their telephone and you can talk to them.”  They looked impressed.  This could be a lot of fun.  I was imagining explaining electric blankets and hair dryers and, well the list could be selective. 

“Really, can we try it?”  Kid really did look about six. 

“Oh, honey.  You sure can.”  Boy, that would be a call worth recording for posterity.

I knew I had to go.  It was that or chuck it all and live with two outlaw spirits for eternity or at least another forty or so years.  Believe me it took a while to decide.  I got in the jeep. 

I started the engine.  I looked at the two of them.  They floated next to the car.   I was going to cry. 

“But we didn’t get to rescue you.”  Kid looked miserable.

“And now, we’ll never get to leave Devil’s Hole.”  Heyes didn’t look much happier.