The Funeral of Harry Briscoe

Drena Hills

 

“I have lost friends, some by death,

others through sheer inability to cross the street.”

-          Virginia Woolf

 

 

“Heyes this is just about the dumbest idea you have ever had,” Kid Curry yelled slamming down

his cup.  Glaring he looked up to find his partner smiling innocently at him from across the campfire.

 

                “I’m not asking you to go.”

 

                “Good, cause I’m not!” Kid said angrily and pointing at him added.  “And neither are you.”

 

                “Kid one of us has to retrieve that letter, it could make all the difference in the world when the Governor considers us.”

 

                “Heyes you saw that town, must have been a dozen Bannerman detectives crawling all over it in town for his funeral, I mean George Bannerman himself lives two miles out of town!   Not to mention it still don’t feel right Harry being so nice to us in the first place.  Giving us credit?  Getting Bannerman to write us a letter of thanks?  No Heyes, that ain’t Harry.”

 

                “That wasn’t Harry,” his cousin corrected.  “Look maybe he sensed the end was near, figured a man ought to make amends.”

 

                “Heyes he blew himself up lighting a stove.”

 

                “Yea well, I think sometimes a man can sense death moving up on him.”

 

                “Well there we agree.  I can sense it right now with this stupid idea of yours.  Going in there after that letter as an old friend of Harry, I expect you’ll want to do the eulogy too?”

 

                “Maybe, boy would that take some thought, anyway listen what is so great about this plan is that it is crazy.  No one is gonna expect Harry to have outlaws for friends, least wise big important ones like us.  Besides they got those descriptions of us all wrong.”

 

                “Not to mention Hannibal Heyes is suppose to be so all fire smart and only an idiot would walk into a town filled with people who make their living arresting people wanted dead or alive.”

 

                “Kid I’m going,” Heyes said with quiet finality.

 

                Kid looked at him for a long moment and then just as quietly replied, “Fine Heyes you go, but don’t expect me to blaze in and save you when they spring that trap.  My side of the family had some sense.”

 

                And with that Kid punched his coat into a pillow and rolled over.

 

                Heyes sat for a long time staring at his partner’s back.  He knew Kid was still awake.  He was angry and worried and Kid couldn’t sleep when he was upset, which only meant he would get up in the morning grumpier and meaner than when he went down.

 

                Heyes ran through lines trying to find something to say that would get them talking again, but nothing seemed right, except the fact that Kid was right.

 

                He knew he would be taking a dangerous chance attempting to recover that letter, but he had to try.  Things had been rather hopeless lately and he had begun to suspect amnesty was just a carrot on a stick stuck out in front of them to keep them out of trouble.

 

                But a letter like Harry had described would give Lom something new and fresh to give the Governor, show they were really trying, get things open and talking again.

 

                No it was worth the risk.

 

                Kid would understand, he just worried too much.

 

                                                                               

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            “So meet up in 2 days time in Porterville,” Heyes said as they stopped at the fork in the road.

 

                It had been a rough morning with Kid not having muttered more than a handful of words until Heyes was starting to get angry himself.

 

                “I don’t think so.”

 

                Heyes looked up confused, “You wanna meet somewhere else?  But Porterville…”

 

                “No Heyes, I don’t want to meet.”

 

                The words hung in the air.

 

                “I don’t understand…”

 

                “It’s like this Heyes, you wanna go get yourself killed or risk your freedom fine, but don’t expect me to watch or eat my insides out cause I can’t help you.”

 

                Kid said those words and offered a prayer heavenward.  The threat of them going separate ways was all he had left to stop him.  He knew, he knew with all the instinct and experience in him that it was a trap.  Heyes would know it too if he would just a take a minute to stop being so darn stubborn and melancholy and think on it.

 

                Sure things had been tough, a bit discouraging lately, but it was almost July now and they were still free and healthy, that meant something.

 

                “That’s the way you feel,” Heyes said suddenly his voice cold and stiff.

 

                Kid stared at him.  He hadn’t expected Heyes to call his bluff.  If he was honest he had been hoping for a good flat out fistfight so his partner would be so tired he’d have to sit and listen.  But this, this he hadn’t considered.

 

                Heyes meanwhile was now hurt as well as angry and frustrated and the mix made him reckless.

 

                “If you change your mind I’ll be in Porterville, 2 days time,” Heyes said turning his horse to go.

 

                Damn it Kid say something, Heyes urged silently, not believing this was really happening.

 

                But no word came and he kept on riding, alone.

 

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            If Heyes was honest he had finally agreed with Kid by the time he dropped his horse off at the livery stable.  The long, lonely ride had given him a chance to think and he realized his cousin, as usual was right.  Not that it helped and he finally decided to have one quick try for the letter and then go and catch up with him.

 

                So preoccupied was he with this decision he didn’t notice the curtain on the second floor hotel room pull back to watch his progress as he entered the funeral parlor.

 

                “Is that him?” the woman asked.

 

                “That’s him,” Harry Brisco said his voice hoarse and barely rising above a whisper.

 

                “Any sign of his partner?” the second man in the room questioned.

 

                “No, don’t see the Kid, Heyes must have come alone.”

 

                “He’ll be nearby,” the woman said.  “We’ll just have to delay arresting Mr. Heyes until he gets here.”

 

                “Is that wise?” Harry asked frightened.  “Hannibal Heyes is very dangerous man.”

 

                “Yes Harry we know that, that’s why we came up with this little charade,” the man smiled.

 

                “You are going to get me killed!” Harry said nervously.  “You don’t know those two!”

 

                “Now Harry don’t be silly you are all ready dead.  Clever that, it lets us have all these Bannermen in town without raising his suspicions and I told you he would jump at the chance of that letter, its too irresistible for a man seeking a pardon,” the woman smiled pulling down the veil of her hat and going to the door.

 

                “And where are you going?” the man asked.

 

                “To give Mr. Smith hope so he stays around.”

 

 

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                “Nothing?  No letter addressed to either a Mr. Smith or a Mr. Jones?” Heyes said frustrated as the owner of the funeral parlor stared at his eagerness disapprovingly.

 

                “Mr. Smith?”

 

                Heyes turned to see the dark haired woman in widow black enter the room. “Yes?”

 

                “It’s all right Jenkins he was a friend of my husband.”

 

                “You husband?” Heyes stared as the funeral director made his exit.  “Harry was married?”

 

                “Why yes Mr. Smith, I can understand your not knowing, he thought it best to protect me and the children that way.”

 

                “Harry had children?”  Heyes shook his head at the wonder of it.

 

                “I have the letter you are looking for,” she went on and he looked up sharply.  “Well my lawyer does.  He has several documents he will be passing out after the funeral at the reading of the will.”

 

                “Ma’am no disrespect but I was wondering if I might obtain that letter early?  I hate to be rude, but it really is impossible for me to stay.”

 

                “Certainly Mr. Smith…oh dear, I forgot.  My attorney was called out of town, he said he would be back for the funeral, but not before.  I am so sorry.”

 

                “No, no that’s all right, tomorrow will be fine.”

 

                “Harry spoke so highly of you Mr. Smith I do hope you will find it in your heart to say a few words about him tomorrow?”

 

                “Well ma’am I’m not much of a talker…”

 

                She started to cry softly, “It’s just all been a terrible shock.”

 

                Heyes shuffled uncomfortably deciding it probably wasn’t a good thing to try and convince the lady she really was better off.

 

                “Certainly ma’am, I’d be honored.”

 

                “Oh Mr. Smith, I am sure now the funeral will be all Harry would have wanted it to be…”

 

 

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                Heyes pulled at the collar of his rented suit and took a deep breath.  Kid was gonna kill him when he heard about this.  The funeral hall was barely filled, maybe a dozen at best and he was not surprised to see his widow was the only woman present.  Harry had not been much of a lady’s man.   Actually he wasn’t too sure what Harry had been period.

 

                He found a seat near the back and tried not to think about the fact he was surrounded by lawmen all that would give their eyeteeth to take him in.  Oh Kid why didn’t I listen to you, he said starting to sweat.

 

The funeral was on time and obviously not going to be long, as no one seemed eager to get up and share any amusing anecdote about Harry.  I have a few, he thought, but he doubted the Bannermen would appreciate them.

 

                “Now an old friend, Mr. Smith, would like to say a few words,” the preacher said desperate for someone to come forward.

 

                With a glance heavenward to ask that this be counted in his favor Heyes walked to the pulpit.  In front of him the casket had been laid, closed, as there had not been much left to look at.  Hadn’t been when he was alive either, Heyes said and coughed stalling for time.

 

                “I didn’t know Harry very long, but I can honestly say in the short time I did, I never met anyone like him.  Harry was a loner, followed his own path, did things his way.  But once you had dealings with him you never forgot him…”

 

                Heyes stopped as two men walked into the room and whispered something to the widow who nodded.  Then the larger of the two new comers stood center aisle and pulled out a gun.

 

                “Hannibal Heyes I’m arresting you in the name of the Bannerman Detective agency.”

 

                Heyes stood expressionless as the room began to clap.

 

                “Wouldn’t be getting to excited now gentlemen,” came a familiar voice and everyone gasped as the coffin lid flew open and Kid sat up smiling his gun drawn.

 

                “It’s Kid Curry, get him!”

 

                “Wouldn’t do that gentlemen,” Kid said gracefully leaping free to stand in front of Heyes and the coffin.  “For one thing your guns aren’t working too well.  See I’m the fella who passed them back to you after that little celebration last night.  Not the wisest thing boys meeting all together like that, and Mrs. Bannerman’s rule about checking guns at the door, well it did make it easy on a body.”

 

                “Come on men we can take them!” the man said his voice quivering in frustration.

 

                “Yup you probably could if it was just us, but this whole room building is surrounded by the Devil’s Hole Gang.  You didn’t really think Hannibal Heyes would just walk in here without a plan to get out did you?”

 

                Slowly he began to back up until he reached Heyes and handed him a gun.

 

                “Back side door,” he whispered.

 

                Suddenly a series of what sounded like gunshots went off and everyone hit the floor.

 

                Kid took the moment and shoved Heyes through the door.

 

                “No, here,” he yelled and grabbing Heyes pushed him down a small cellar door, but not before leaving the back door wide open.

 

                Confused Heyes hurried after his cousin to the small street level window.  All ready Bannermen were racing into the street angrily demanding horses.  A moment later they charged off.

 

                “Who are they chasing?” Heyes said in amazement.

 

                “Bunch of fellas trying out for the new pony express.”

 

                “The new what?”

 

                “Or so I hear, try outs started exactly when they heard the firecrackers go off.  Ya know Heyes children still get as excited as we did when you buy them a whole box and give them a quarter to set them off…”

 

 

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                It was almost six hours later before they got chance to talk.  Kid had horses and supplies waiting on the other end of town and they took off without looking back.

 

                Heyes wasn’t sure what he was more grateful for that he was free or that his partner hadn’t brought up the fact.

 

                Finally they felt safe enough to pull up in a clearing and make camp.  Silently they went about unsaddling horses and cooking dinner until Heyes could stand it no more.

 

                “Thank you,” he said offering his hand.  “You were right and I was wrong, I know that don’t make us even…”

 

                “Nope,” Kid said quietly.  “It don’t.”

 

                Heyes nodded.

 

                “I reckon I gotta get you out of at least a dozen more scrapes before I’m even close,” Kid said and smiled.

 

                “I don’t understand…”

 

                “Heyes you know how many times I’ve ignored you and gone in all bull headed and nearly got myself killed or half killed?  More than I can count.”

 

                “I didn’t count,” Heyes said quietly.

 

                “I know.”

 

                “You knew it was a trap all along,” Heyes said letting out a long breath.

 

                “Yup, also knew I had to figure out a way to get you out.  Fortunately you’ve rubbed off on me on that count.”

 

                Heyes’s face broke into a grin, “How did you ever think of fixing their guns?”

 

                “That was dumb luck.  I headed up to the Bannerman house see what I could learn and Mrs. Bannerman took a shine to me, offered me a job for the party that night.  Then when I got a look around and learned about the rule, I knew I had a chance to sabotage their guns.  They would only take in their concealed weapons so they wouldn’t scare you off and I figured that evened the odds up for the ones I might miss.”

 

                “You still took a terrible chance.”

 

                Kid shrugged, “You’ve taken a few for me.”

 

                Heyes considered this staring into the fire, “And the firecrackers and the pony express…Kid that was a plan worthy of me.”

 

                “Yea well just don’t go expecting them.  That was my allotment for some time,” his partner said with false grumpiness.

 

                Heyes’s face broke into a grin and then instantly faded, “I’m sorry it was all for nothing, there never was a letter.”

 

                “Yea there was, just wasn’t for us.”

 

                “What are you talking about?”

 

                “Seems Mr. Bannerman writes them all the time, probably doesn’t know half the time what they are for.  I found a whole passel of them on his desk.”

 

                And with that Kid pulling a letter out of his pocket and passed it across.

 

                Amazed Heyes opened it and read:

 

                ‘I, George Bannerman, wish to thank the bearer of this letter for his help in aiding me in the pursuit of justice.  His bravery and courage is beyond reproach and I gratefully acknowledge the sacrifice he made in bringing the lawless to justice.’

 

                It was signed George Bannerman.

 

                Heyes looked up and blinked, “Kid you did it.”

 

                “Yup.”

 

                “I mean with all those letters he’ll never remember if he sent one to us or not.”

 

                “Yup.”

 

                “Kid would you just say I told you so, I can’t take you being so nice.”

 

                Kid let out a long sigh of his own.  “Maybe tomorrow, right now I’m just glad your back in one piece..”

 

                Heyes looked down suddenly finding it hard to swallow.

 

                “Do me one favor though?” Kid asked deadly serious.

 

                Heyes looked up concerned, “Anything.”

 

“From now on you go back to being the brilliant one.  Being a genius sure does wear on a body.”

 

                Heyes started to laugh and his cousin joined  him., “Deal, partner.”

 

                And suddenly there was hope again.